Danxemyam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless manatee.

Danxemyam created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Danxemyam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Danxemyam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Danxemyam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Danxemyam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Never feed lots of melons to foxes while wearing fawn skirts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Worship no other gods but Danxemyam.