Yarlbop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow gerbil.

Yarlbop created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarlbop, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yarlbop's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yarlbop's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.