Podvid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless wren.

Podvid created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Podvid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Podvid, she will cry a lot.

Podvid's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Podvid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podvid.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Put Podvid first in all things.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Always help sick snakes.