Mabwegpom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient wolf.

Mabwegpom created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabwegpom, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mabwegpom, it will turn you into a dog.

Mabwegpom's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Mabwegpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Never feed bread to porpoises while wearing hats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect six zinc sculptures of Mabwegpom on top of important buildings.