Banyogtom is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful frog.

Banyogtom created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banyogtom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Banyogtom, he will be very sad.

Banyogtom's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Banyogtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with pride.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Never feed cucumbers to horses while wearing black jumpers.