Zodfobgab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty dragonfly.

Zodfobgab created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfobgab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zodfobgab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zodfobgab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Zodfobgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Run away if nine tapirs approach from the west.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Never talk about enzymes.