Besttomgud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous cobra.

Besttomgud created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besttomgud, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Besttomgud, she will jump up and down on your head.

Besttomgud's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Besttomgud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Besttomgud three times a day.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Besttomgud.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.