Cabgum is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak dolphin.

Cabgum created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabgum, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cabgum, he will make you grow a tail.

Cabgum's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cabgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Cabgum on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not keep six capybaras in a large pit.