Mifcutlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish rat.

Mifcutlarg created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifcutlarg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mifcutlarg, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mifcutlarg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Mifcutlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always obey Mifcutlarg's priests.