Sagtityart is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic mouse.

Sagtityart created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagtityart, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sagtityart, she will turn you into a rock.

Sagtityart's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sagtityart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always wear cyan.