Kapcipsisfaglidcebyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured human.

Kapcipsisfaglidcebyarp created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapcipsisfaglidcebyarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kapcipsisfaglidcebyarp, she will turn you into a puffin.

Kapcipsisfaglidcebyarp's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Kapcipsisfaglidcebyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never feed lots of cucumbers to horses while wearing black shirts.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.