Jignuttnurt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage camel.

Jignuttnurt created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jignuttnurt, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jignuttnurt, he will turn you into a mole.

Jignuttnurt's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jignuttnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near turtles.

2. Jignuttnurt loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Jignuttnurt in the centre of the settlement.