Dungofbab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish swan.

Dungofbab created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dungofbab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dungofbab, she will ignore you.

Dungofbab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dungofbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Never eat green fruit.