Bafyokpom is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow yak.

Bafyokpom created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafyokpom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bafyokpom, she will be very unhappy.

Bafyokpom's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bafyokpom's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never feed oranges to birds while wearing shorts.