Mipgudben is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, competent hummingbird.

Mipgudben created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgudben, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mipgudben, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Mipgudben's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Mipgudben's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Mipgudben.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about badgers.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Learn five new languages a year.