Waprenced is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet clam.

Waprenced created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Waprenced, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Waprenced, it will turn you into a dog.

Waprenced's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Waprenced's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three snails approach from the east.

2. Never jump in the presence of rats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never sprint in holy places.