Dibcadquill is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless tortoise.

Dibcadquill created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Dibcadquill, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dibcadquill, it will turn you into a mole.

Dibcadquill's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dibcadquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Retreat if six geese approach from the south.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near swans while wearing magenta shirts and balancing seven iron spheres on your hands.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibcadquill.