Renkapgof is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional hamster.

Renkapgof created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Renkapgof, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Renkapgof, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Renkapgof's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Renkapgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always store onions above ground.

2. Never wear red jumpers on sacred days.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Renkapgof in the centre of the settlement.