Bumcuthap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent parrot.

Bumcuthap created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bumcuthap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bumcuthap, he will turn you into a plant.

Bumcuthap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bumcuthap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to voles while wearing kilts.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Put Bumcuthap first in all things.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bumcuthap.