Afmutvogcib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful bat.

Afmutvogcib created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Afmutvogcib, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Afmutvogcib, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Afmutvogcib's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Afmutvogcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hide from red grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.