Motjopgun is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fussy wasp.

Motjopgun created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motjopgun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Motjopgun, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Motjopgun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Motjopgun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing green hats and balancing six silicon spheres on your neck.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Motjopgun on top of important buildings.

5. Put Motjopgun first in all things.