Dutqueegnur is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, selfish otter.

Dutqueegnur created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutqueegnur, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dutqueegnur, he will not invite you to parties.

Dutqueegnur's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dutqueegnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dutqueegnur's priests.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help otters in need.

5. Dutqueegnur loves foxes, so they must be honoured.