Gonleghun Bastgunvenfot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty rhinoceros.

Gonleghun Bastgunvenfot created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonleghun Bastgunvenfot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gonleghun Bastgunvenfot, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gonleghun Bastgunvenfot's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gonleghun Bastgunvenfot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.