Ingquartkop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, confident otter.

Ingquartkop created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingquartkop, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ingquartkop, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ingquartkop's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ingquartkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Ingquartkop loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.