Dotpinbot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane camel.

Dotpinbot created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotpinbot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dotpinbot, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dotpinbot's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dotpinbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Put Dotpinbot first in all things.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Do not place peas upon stone.