Randaptar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive alligator.

Randaptar created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Randaptar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Randaptar, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Randaptar's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Randaptar's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Run away from cyan dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Never paint your face orange.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Randaptar loves badgers, so they must be honoured.