Ominbompad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak giraffe.

Ominbompad created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbompad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ominbompad, it will ignore you.

Ominbompad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ominbompad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Do not take Ominbompad's name in vain.

5. Never think about moons.