Nardinsis is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, astonishing mink.

Nardinsis created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nardinsis, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nardinsis, he will turn you into a dog.

Nardinsis' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nardinsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.