Vingunjipvendutdavtikhak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying dryad.

Vingunjipvendutdavtikhak created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Vingunjipvendutdavtikhak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vingunjipvendutdavtikhak, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vingunjipvendutdavtikhak's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vingunjipvendutdavtikhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vingunjipvendutdavtikhak.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.