Yimlamort is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unjust rhinoceros.

Yimlamort created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlamort, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yimlamort, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yimlamort's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yimlamort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Hide from green aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat pineapples.