Lunsaghiv is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful jackal.

Lunsaghiv created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lunsaghiv, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lunsaghiv, it will turn you into a worm.

Lunsaghiv's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lunsaghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lunsaghiv.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hide if six goats approach from the west.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.