Mitfensis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy bat.

Mitfensis created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitfensis, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mitfensis, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mitfensis' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mitfensis' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect eight copper sculptures of Mitfensis on top of important buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Mitfensis loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Mitfensis in the centre of the settlement.