Cabrigbell Honmilster is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent duck.

Cabrigbell Honmilster created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabrigbell Honmilster, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cabrigbell Honmilster, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cabrigbell Honmilster's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cabrigbell Honmilster's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away if nine mice approach from the south.

5. Do not drink alcohol.