Ligablist is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous capybara.

Ligablist created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Ligablist, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ligablist, she will turn you into a goat.

Ligablist's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ligablist's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ligablist.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never hurt swans.