Cibloopflyban is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, happy cobra.

Cibloopflyban created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibloopflyban, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibloopflyban, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cibloopflyban's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cibloopflyban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Always obey Cibloopflyban's priests.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.