Ladrawon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy duck.

Ladrawon created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladrawon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ladrawon, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ladrawon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ladrawon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shave your neck.