Jingadcen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, generous otter.

Jingadcen created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Jingadcen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jingadcen, it will come to you in dreams.

Jingadcen's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Jingadcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.