Natcissfedarftab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, kind weasel.

Natcissfedarftab created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natcissfedarftab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Natcissfedarftab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Natcissfedarftab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Natcissfedarftab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near nematodes while wearing indigo corsets and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.

2. You must pray to Natcissfedarftab seven times a day.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Never think about archaea.