Kinrullfedvog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak whale.

Kinrullfedvog created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Kinrullfedvog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kinrullfedvog, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kinrullfedvog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kinrullfedvog's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.