Wegvilnat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, clever tapir.

Wegvilnat created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegvilnat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wegvilnat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Wegvilnat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wegvilnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never travel toward the north during summer.

5. Do not listen to music.