Gumvolflat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing ant.

Gumvolflat created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumvolflat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gumvolflat, she will turn you into a slug.

Gumvolflat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gumvolflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to great tits while wearing jumpers.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Gumvolflat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the north.