Stipdogman is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil dingo.

Stipdogman created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipdogman, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stipdogman, he will turn you into a tree.

Stipdogman's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Stipdogman's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.