Tikgessrap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, flying crow.

Tikgessrap created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikgessrap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tikgessrap, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tikgessrap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tikgessrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Put Tikgessrap first in all things.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not shave your arms.