Cimmigfunsan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic shrew.

Cimmigfunsan created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimmigfunsan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cimmigfunsan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cimmigfunsan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cimmigfunsan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always store tomatoes above ground.

3. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

5. Cimmigfunsan loves swans, so they must be respected.