Sasmaplarpwad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, flying penguin.

Sasmaplarpwad created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasmaplarpwad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sasmaplarpwad, she will not care.

Sasmaplarpwad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sasmaplarpwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Sasmaplarpwad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Sasmaplarpwad loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not make images of living things.