Camtadcam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, proud dragon.

Camtadcam created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camtadcam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Camtadcam, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Camtadcam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Camtadcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Hide if four mice approach from the south.

5. Learn three new languages a year.