Pigyarlhit is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent
lizard.
Pigyarlhit created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pigyarlhit, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Pigyarlhit, he will turn you into a slug.
Pigyarlhit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Pigyarlhit's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Pigyarlhit in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never sprint near tortoises.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not make images of living things.