Godarphog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty wyrm.

Godarphog created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Godarphog, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Godarphog, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Godarphog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Godarphog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godarphog.

2. Never paint your legs blue.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.