Betmif is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful fox.

Betmif created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betmif, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Betmif, she will torture you forever.

Betmif's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Betmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lentils while filled with fear.

2. Never paint your back red.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not make images of living things.