Quimshavhiv is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Quimshavhiv created Africa six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quimshavhiv, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Quimshavhiv, he will turn you into a duck.
Quimshavhiv's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Quimshavhiv's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep three goats in a large pit.
2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Quimshavhiv on top of all buildings.
4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quimshavhiv.