Bonksoghabnullfas Carfebkapjadgov
is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, unthinking
fox
.
Bonksoghabnullfas Carfebkapjadgov
created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bonksoghabnullfas Carfebkapjadgov
, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bonksoghabnullfas Carfebkapjadgov
, she will turn you into a frog.
Bonksoghabnullfas Carfebkapjadgov's
most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Bonksoghabnullfas Carfebkapjadgov's Holy Commandments
1. Worship no other gods but Bonksoghabnullfas Carfebkapjadgov.
2. Never think about dark energy near hamsters while wearing pink boots and balancing eight gold spheres on your hands.
3. Never wear black hats.
4. Bonksoghabnullfas Carfebkapjadgov loves otters, so they must be honoured.
5. Put Bonksoghabnullfas Carfebkapjadgov first in all things.
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