Bundavbamrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, generous clam.

Bundavbamrutt created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bundavbamrutt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bundavbamrutt, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bundavbamrutt's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bundavbamrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Hide if nine horses approach from the west.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look after injured gulls.