Beplenfem is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, kind faun.

Beplenfem created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beplenfem, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Beplenfem, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Beplenfem's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Beplenfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Beplenfem on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.