Farnbopgod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable crocodile.

Farnbopgod created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Farnbopgod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Farnbopgod, it will make you grow a tail.

Farnbopgod's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Farnbopgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

2. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

3. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.

4. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.