Flapfadnak is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing beaver.

Flapfadnak created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Flapfadnak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flapfadnak, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Flapfadnak's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Flapfadnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.