Stikkabbad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, clever goat.

Stikkabbad created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Stikkabbad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stikkabbad, she will think nothing of it.

Stikkabbad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Stikkabbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stikkabbad's name in vain.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not covet oxen.