Komkikgom Vinnaklid is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable dugong.

Komkikgom Vinnaklid created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Komkikgom Vinnaklid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Komkikgom Vinnaklid, it will turn you into a plant.

Komkikgom Vinnaklid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Komkikgom Vinnaklid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Komkikgom Vinnaklid loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.